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I've got it! An Agony Aunt column! Tell me your problems, I'll give you unprofessional but sensitive advice, promise I won't be judgmental ( I do have access to the DSM-IV). Trust me, it's just between you and I - no-one else is reading this.
First piece of advice - It can, it does, it has and it will happen to you.....follow this up with a nice glass of red.